PSA- spread this like wildfire!!


i still dont know how to respond to people when they say “sup” in passing. please message me possible responses. please. i am losing so many friends because of this


If i ever see any of you in public, the code is


that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything


*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*


why is there an ewok in a grocery store

How To Talk To Babies About Marxist Theory

  • BABY: [builds tower with blocks]
  • ME: ok this is very good
  • under capitalism massive building projects are constructed through wage slavery
  • and through their sheer size and scale intimidate and pacify the masses
  • so this is a great comment
  • BABY: [knocks over tower]
  • ME: that’s right


i may seem like an angry person on the surface but deep inside im actually angrier


do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw

i havent slept in three days