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qirlunderyou:

i’m going in for a refill 





































zac-afron:

Steal his look: Nash Grier
"Cheshire Cat" Contact Lenses ($28.95)- Spirit Halloween
"Rubbermaid Silhouette Waste Round Receptacle" ($444.74)- Wal Mart

zac-afron:

Steal his look: Nash Grier

"Cheshire Cat" Contact Lenses ($28.95)- Spirit Halloween

"Rubbermaid Silhouette Waste Round Receptacle" ($444.74)- Wal Mart













katarakarate:

I think we can make this work













sexyguykai:

autobahnvismarck:

perstephsanscouronne:

becausebirds:

Our visitor sure is enthusiastic!

This is all about the llama staring at you meaningfully through the rearview mirror.

The ostrich is just a distraction for the murder that llama will perform

is nobody going to notice the girl crying in the back?

sexyguykai:

autobahnvismarck:

perstephsanscouronne:

becausebirds:

Our visitor sure is enthusiastic!

This is all about the llama staring at you meaningfully through the rearview mirror.

The ostrich is just a distraction for the murder that llama will perform

is nobody going to notice the girl crying in the back?













sionic1:

this gets me everytime

sionic1:

this gets me everytime













dicksplit:

*loses phone for 5 seconds*

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Straight White Boy Problem #440

straightwhiteboyproblems:

i have a lot of books to carry around school but i just throw them in my locker. why? im too focused on making my backpack look small. the smaller my backpack is, the cooler i am. dont ask me why













  • guinness world records man: sir you have done nothing but do pushups from this one spot for 20 years with no rest. what drives you?
  • me, still doing pushups: i wanna push this planet out of the idiot solar system and into the horrifying abyss of the unknown universe and this is the only way I know how
  • world records man, in awe: [drops everything and instantly begins doing pushups next to me]