©grizzlysbear
  • Gryffindor: Do what is right
  • Ravenclaw: Do what is wise
  • Hufflepuff: Do what is kind
  • Slytherin: PUT A FUCKING BASILISK IN THE CASTLE












floozys:

mom: what do you want for your birthday?

me: my first ever weed

mom: no

me:













bunbijou:

under communism there are no sugar mamas or daddies, but everyone is the sugar comrade of everyone else













floozys:

people who are prolife but talk shit about teen moms 

people who talk shit about teen moms but have nothing to say about the teen dad 

people who think teen mom’s lives are any of their fucking business to begin with 

























versaceslut:

me:

image

you:

image













princess-ruto:

i got sad when the dog got captured













officialunitedstates:

yes hello I have some questions about the song hey there delilah.  he says he’s a thousand miles away yet he knows she looks pretty that night.  how?  seems kinda fishy.  is he using a telescope?  some kind of satellite?  how does he know