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PSA- spread this like wildfire!!

breastmints:

i still dont know how to respond to people when they say “sup” in passing. please message me possible responses. please. i am losing so many friends because of this













urtube:

If i ever see any of you in public, the code is

image

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything













speedlimit15:

*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*





































easyay:

why is there an ewok in a grocery store













How To Talk To Babies About Marxist Theory

  • BABY: [builds tower with blocks]
  • ME: ok this is very good
  • under capitalism massive building projects are constructed through wage slavery
  • and through their sheer size and scale intimidate and pacify the masses
  • so this is a great comment
  • BABY: [knocks over tower]
  • ME: that’s right
























waerlogas:

i may seem like an angry person on the surface but deep inside im actually angrier













anfonymackie:

do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw

i havent slept in three days